
Work it out, Mama
In “Peter’s Principles,” a seventh-season “Dallas” episode, Donna (Susan Howard) sits on a weight bench and does leg lifts in the Southfork fitness room while Miss Ellie (Barbara Bel Geddes) peddles on the exercise bike.
DONNA: I knew there was something missing.
ELLIE: What’s that?
DONNA: [Chuckles] Your engagement ring. You’re not wearing it.
ELLIE: Well, I thought I was going to do some gardening later, so I left it upstairs.
DONNA: Shoot, I don’t know. I think I’d rather give up gardening than take a rock like that off my finger.
ELLIE: [Chuckles] It is beautiful, isn’t it?
DONNA: Yes, it is. You know what? I am so excited about the prospects of you and Clayton getting married. You know, you really make a gorgeous couple.
ELLIE: [Sighs, stops peddling] Donna, I keep thinking I’m rushing things.
DONNA: Well, I don’t know how you figure that. I mean, you’ve been seeing each other for over a year and you have been together constantly for the past couple of months.
ELLIE: I know.
DONNA: And you obviously get along very well.
ELLIE: Clayton’s a wonderful man.
DONNA: What’s the matter, Miss Ellie?
ELLIE: I’m not sure. The problems we left behind when we went on our trip are very near now.
DONNA: Well, I can’t imagine there being a problem in the whole wide world that you and Clayton couldn’t work out together.
ELLIE: Well, there’s the problem of where we live. And, when Clayton and I marry, he doesn’t just get me, he gets the whole family.
DONNA: You mean your sons — J.R. in particular. [She lies on her belly and begins doing leg lifts]
ELLIE: [Smiles] Yes.
DONNA: Well, I have to tell you, if there’s anybody that can handle J.R., it’s Clayton Farlow.
ELLIE: Maybe.
DONNA: [Stops exercising] Miss Ellie, is there something else that you’re not telling me?
ELLIE: [Glances down] Not really. It’s just that when Clayton and I were away, even though we saw each other every day, we never had any real physical contact. You know, beyond a kiss and a hug.
DONNA: Yes, ma’am. I understand.
ELLIE: There’s been no one since Jock.
DONNA: [Nods] Miss Ellie, Clayton is a very understanding man. And whatever it is, I know you can work it out.
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