Dallas Decoder’s Summer Vacations Guide

Dallas, J.R. Ewing, Larry Hagman

Slippery when wet

Planning to hit the road this summer? To have the happiest of holidays, let the Ewings be your guide.

Dallas, J.R. Ewing, Julie Grey, Larry Hagman, Tina Louise

Lurid rendezvous

Mix business with pleasure. Experts say you should unplug from work when you’re on vacation, but don’t tell that to J.R. Ewing. Did this man ever take a break? Not only did J.R. pursue multi-million-dollar oil deals during his various honeymoons with Sue Ellen and Cally, he also routinely brought secretaries like Julie and Kristin with him on his out-of-town “business trips.” Hey, don’t knock it. Who else was going to take J.R.’s dictation when he was on the road?

Dallas, John Ross Ewing, Linda Gray, Sue Ellen Ewing, Tyler Banks

Squatters

Save money on lodging. Tempted to splurge on fancy hotels when you travel? Don’t be; the Ewings rarely did. Sue Ellen and her bratty kid shacked up with the Farlows during their sojourn in San Angelo. Likewise, when Kristin went to California, she crashed at Gary and Val’s Knots Landing pad. Sure, she was a houseguest from hell — is it that hard to put the cap back on the toothpaste tube, Kristin? — but at least she enlivened that dead-end cul-de-sac by breaking up a few marriages.

April Ewing, Bobby Ewing, Dallas, Patrick Duffy, Sheree J. Wilson

Hills alive

Remember: It’s a small world. Don’t be surprised if a familiar face or two shows up unexpectedly on your vacation. This happens to the Ewings all the time. Bobby and Pam ran into Gary at a convention in Las Vegas, Val encountered Gary and Abby during her book tour in Dallas, Ellie was surprised to spot Clayton during her visit to Galveston, and April popped in on Bobby during J.R. and Cally’s Austrian honeymoon. Hey, now that you mention it, what was Bobby doing there anyway?

Dack Rambo, Dallas, Jack Ewing, J.R. Ewing, Larry Hagman

Costume drama

When in Rome. … No matter where your travels take you, follow J.R.’s lead by blending in with the locals. For example, he got into the spirit of banana-republicanism by bribing officials in Cuba and Colombia. J.R. also played cowboy when he confronted B.D. Calhoun in Los Angeles, and he went all James Bond over Angelica Nero’s ass at the masquerade ball in Martinique. One wonders, though: When Angelica fired her gun, was she trying to shoot J.R. or the bird atop his head?

Dallas, Linda Gray, Pam Ewing, Sue Ellen Ewing, Victoria Principal

In plane sight

Get off the beaten path. Sure, you can vacation in an exotic locale, but if you want real relaxation, visit a medical facility. J.R. had a grand time when he checked himself into a mental ward, while Pam once hopped around the Caribbean, touring medical clinics. Pam also dragged Sue Ellen with her to a Hong Kong hospital, which Sue Ellen really liked — although probably not as much as the time she spent guzzling booze from a Scope bottle during her own sanitarium stay.

Bobby Ewing, Dallas, Patrick Duffy

Long goodbye

Be flexible. No matter how much you plan, things aren’t always going to go your way while traveling. The trick is learning to roll with the punches. Did Jock and J.R. mope around after those hillbillies ambushed them in Louisiana? Hell no! They used the occasion for some father/son bonding. Likewise, did Bobby rush home after April was killed during their Parisian honeymoon? Of course not. He hung around an extra week. (Maybe he had more sightseeing to do?)

Bobby Ewing, Dallas, Pam Ewing, Patrick Duffy, Victoria Principal

Revolutionary road

Don’t forget the souvenirs! No trip is complete without something to remember it by. Sue Ellen returned from the Orient with a bunch of toys for John Ross. Donna was sporting a fur coat when she and Ray returned from their honeymoon in New York City. John Ross came home from his honeymoon in Tulun with an ugly statue. Of course, when it comes to vacation mementos, no one tops Bobby, who returned from his New Orleans trip with the most notable souvenir in “Dallas” history — a wife!

Bobby Ewing, Clayton Farlow, Dallas, Donna Reed, Howard Keel, Miss Ellie Ewing Farlow, Patrick Duffy

Slim shady

Never travel with Clayton Farlow. If you heed no other advice here, please don’t ignore this one. Clayton may look and act like a kindly grandpa, but take it from us: This dude is shady. How many times did he whisk Miss Ellie away on some mysterious extended vacation? After one trip, she came home with a completely different face! The worst offense came in the next-to-last season, when Clayton took Mama away yet again … and never brought her back. Sure hope she packed well.

Where are your favorite Ewing road trips? Share your memories in the comments section below and read more Dallas Decoder Guides.

30 Years Later, ‘Dallas’s’ Shower Scene Still Makes a Splash

Bobby Ewing, Dallas, Patrick Duffy

Mr. Clean

In so many ways, “Dallas” is the show that invented modern television. It’s not just that J.R. Ewing gave rise to Tony Soprano, Frank Underwood and the myriad antiheroes who now dominate dramatic TV storytelling. “Dallas” also changed how we watch TV. Before the series debuted in 1978, prime time was marked by episodic fare — stories told in weekly, self-contained chapters that had limited bearing on what happened before or after. “Dallas” was different. Its storylines continued from week to week, culminating in splashy season-ending cliffhangers designed to keep the audience hooked for months at a time. By demanding — and receiving — such devotion, “Dallas” became one of the first shows that didn’t have mere viewers. It had fans.

Today brings another reminder of how “Dallas” helped shape our contemporary television culture. On this date in 1986, during the closing moments of “Dallas’s” ninth season, Bobby Ewing was shown cheerfully lathering up in the shower of his ex-wife and true love Pam — despite the fact that Patrick Duffy’s character had been killed off one year earlier when the actor chose to leave the show. Although CBS had announced Duffy’s return a few weeks before the shower scene, no one knew how he’d come back or whom he’d be playing. (Would he be an evil Bobby imposter? A long-lost twin?) It wasn’t until the September season premiere that we got our answer: “Dallas” had decided to write off Bobby’s demise and the 31 episodes that followed as Pam’s season-long dream.

Fans were miffed. “Dallas” without Duffy was uneven, but Bobby’s death also produced some of the show’s greatest material, beginning with “Swan Song,” the exquisite episode in which the character sacrificed his life to save Pam’s. Just as notably, this was the year that gave us Linda Gray’s most riveting performance as Sue Ellen triumphantly confronted her alcoholism after hitting rock bottom and winding up in a gutter. Nevertheless, “Dallas” producer Leonard Katzman made no apologies for his decision to hit the reset button. If fans wanted Duffy back as the character they knew and loved — and the show’s declining ratings suggested the audience missed Bobby dearly — the dream scenario offered the cleanest, quickest solution.

The it-was-all-a-dream resolution soon became one of television’s most reliable tropes, lampooned most memorably by the series finale of “Newhart” but also by “Dallas” itself, which embraced its instantly notorious cop-out with gusto. (The otherwise lamentable “War of the Ewings” reunion movie begins with Larry Hagman’s J.R. dreaming of Bobby and Sue Ellen steaming up a shower.) I’m not sure this is the dream resolution’s greatest legacy, though. From today’s vantage point, Bobby’s return stands out as an early example of something that people who make television now grapple with all the time: the tension between satisfying their own creative aspirations and satisfying loyal fanbases. We witnessed this last week when producers of “The Good Wife” ended that show’s seven-season run with an ambiguous finale that left devotees wanting more. Of course, we don’t need to venture far outside the “Dallas” realm to see how the producers-versus-fans conflict plays out in the current environment. TNT’s “Dallas” revival lost more than a few viewers because they felt the people behind the scenes didn’t hew closely enough to the original show’s formula.

I agree the TNT series could have done a better job honoring classic “Dallas’s” continuity and tried-and-true themes, but I never got too hung up on that. I’m glad I wasn’t alone, although those of us who defended the new “Dallas” often seemed out of step in a climate where many fans seem to enjoy picking apart shows they supposedly love and every stumble is treated as a jump-the-shark moment. This is why I believe Bobby’s resurrection-by-shower has something to teach today’s audiences. Even though many of us didn’t love the dream resolution 30 years ago, few stopped watching “Dallas” altogether. In fact, the series lasted another five years after Bobby toweled off in 1986. You can argue that the TV landscape was a lot less crowded at the time — even if we got mad at “Dallas” for throwing away a season we all invested in, it’s not like there were a lot of other choices across the dial — but I also think our loyalty speaks to a willingness to not take our obsessions quite so seriously back then.

It’s the most important lesson of all from “Dallas’s” famous shower scene: Sometimes you have to go with the flow.

What’s your opinion of “Dallas’s” dream resolution? Share your comments below and read more opinions from Dallas Decoder.

On April 18, #DallasChat Gets Down to Business

Bobby Ewing, Dallas, J.R. Ewing, Larry Hagman, Patrick Duffy

Brotherly business

Dallas Decoder’s next #DallasChat will be Monday, April 18, from 8 to 9 p.m. Eastern time.

Our theme will be “Down to Business,” and questions will be posted on Twitter and Facebook.

If you want to participate on Twitter, here’s how it will work: I’ll tweet 10 questions from my Twitter handle, @DallasDecoder. You’re encouraged to respond to each question and comment on other fans’ answers.

To participate on Facebook, here’s what you need to know: At 8 p.m. Eastern time, I’ll share a special #DallasChat image on my Dallas Decoder Facebook page. I’ll post 10 questions throughout the next hour under this image; you can post your answers in the same space.

Here’s a sample exchange:

Q1. Who was a better businessman: J.R. or Bobby? #DallasChat

A1. We love you, Bob, but no one topped J.R. in business. #DallasChat

Here are three more tips:

• Each #DallasChat question is numbered (Q1, Q2, etc.), so your responses should include the corresponding number (A1, A2, etc.).

• Include the hashtag #DallasChat in all your replies and other comments.

• During the discussion on Twitter, enter #DallasChat in the search field. This will help you watch the search results so you can follow the conversation. Click “All” to see all the related tweets.

This promises to be another fun discussion. I hope you can participate!

Got suggestions for #DallasChat questions? Leave them in the comments below.

Are You Tough Enough for Our April 11 #DallasChat?

Bobby Ewing, Dallas, Patrick Duffy

Fists of fury

Dallas Decoder’s next #DallasChat will be Monday, April 11, from 8 to 9 p.m. Eastern time.

Our theme will be “Ewing Tough,” and questions will be posted on Twitter and Facebook.

If you want to participate on Twitter, here’s how it will work: I’ll tweet 10 questions from my Twitter handle, @DallasDecoder. Answer each question by tweeting your response.

To participate on Facebook, here’s what you need to know: At 8 p.m. Eastern time, I’ll share a special #DallasChat image on my Dallas Decoder Facebook page. I’ll post 10 questions throughout the next hour under this image; you can post your answers in the same space.

Here’s a sample exchange:

Q1. Which Ewing was the best fighter? #DallasChat

A1. Oh, that’s easy. Bobby could throw — and take — a punch like no one else. #DallasChat

Here are three more tips:

• Each #DallasChat question is numbered (Q1, Q2, etc.), so your responses should include the corresponding number (A1, A2, etc.).

• Include the hashtag #DallasChat in all your replies and other comments.

• During the discussion on Twitter, enter #DallasChat in the search field. This will help you watch the search results so you can follow the conversation. Click “All” to see all the related tweets.

This promises to be another fun discussion. I hope you can participate!

Got suggestions for #DallasChat questions? Leave them in the comments below.

George Kennedy: ‘Dallas’ Villain, Real Life Hero

Carter McKay, Dallas, George Kennedy, Jeri Gaile, Rose McKay

Rose and the briar

George Kennedy was nothing if not versatile. The actor, who died last week at 91, brought to life such diverse characters as Joe Patroni, the everyman hero of the “Airport” disaster flicks, and Ed Hocken, the dimwitted police captain in the “Naked Gun” movies. Kennedy’s most famous role is the one that won him a best supporting actor Oscar: Dragline, the leader of the chain gang in “Cool Hand Luke.” With the exception of Robert Redford, Paul Newman never had a better sidekick than George Kennedy.

“Dallas” fans also remember Kennedy as Carter McKay, the burly, blustery oil baron who did battle with the Ewings during the original show’s final seasons. The series was already running on fumes when Kennedy arrived, but there were flashes of inspiration, and he played a central role in many of them. The Ewing Oil/Westar tanker collision gets my vote for the second-best business storyline in “Dallas” history (after J.R. and Bobby’s contest for control of Ewing Oil, of course), while the Southfork range war brought the show back to its western roots, at least for a little while. Both stories cemented McKay’s status as a worthy antagonist to the Ewings.

But even when the material wasn’t great, it was still a hoot to watch Kennedy act opposite Larry Hagman. J.R. routinely got a rise out of McKay, causing him to erupt in ruddy-faced anger; it was almost as much fun as watching J.R. toy with Cliff Barnes. Kennedy also had a nice rapport with Patrick Duffy, whose character’s heroics seemed to irk McKay as much as J.R.’s mischief. In fact, the McKay line that “Dallas” diehards probably remember best — “Don’t give me that crap!” — was directed at Bobby, not J.R. You also have to admire the deference Kennedy showed Barbara Bel Geddes in the memorable range-war scene in which Miss Ellie zooms past McKay’s hired guns in her Volkswagen convertible (one of the few times Mama is shown driving), throws the car in park, marches up to his front porch and gives him a piece of her mind.

Indeed, Kennedy ensured McKay was more than a one-note villain. The actor could be downright cuddly in his scenes with Jeri Gaile, whose endearing performance as McKay’s young wife Rose was another bright light during “Dallas’s” final years. Kennedy also did a nice job conveying McKay’s struggles to re-connect with his estranged children, including the drug-addicted Tommy. These scenes seem even more poignant when you realize Kennedy’s family dealt with the scourge of addiction in real life: He and his wife adopted one of their grandchildren after the girl’s mother became addicted to drugs. One of the most touching tributes to Kennedy last week came from Fox News Channel’s Bill O’Reilly, who hailed him as “a hero” and aired a 2002 clip in which Kennedy opened up about his family’s troubles.

It’s also been heartening to see so many “Dallas” fans pay tribute to Kennedy on social media and sites like this one. Some of this might have to do with the fact that the death of a “Dallas” star is a relatively rare thing: Among the actors who appeared in the original show’s opening credits, Kennedy is the only seventh who has died. (The others: Jim Davis, Donna Reed, Dack Rambo, Howard Keel, Bel Geddes and Hagman.) But I also hope Kennedy’s death will prompt fans to revisit — and reassess — the show’s later seasons. Even when the storytelling isn’t great, Kennedy is quite good. We’re fortunate he was part of the show we all love.

What are your favorite memories of George Kennedy on “Dallas”? Share your comments below and read more opinions from Dallas Decoder.

Celebrate Leap Day With #DallasChat

Barbara Bel Geddes, Bobby Ewing, Dallas, Jim Davis, Jock Ewing, J.R. Ewing, Larry Hagman, Miss Ellie Ewing, Patrick Duffy

Fab foursome

Dallas Decoder’s next #DallasChat on Twitter will be Monday, February 29, from 8 to 9 p.m. Eastern time.

Given the date, our theme will be “Leap Day.”

If you’re new to #DallasChat — or if you need a refresher — here’s how it works: During each hour-long discussion, I tweet 10 questions from my Twitter handle, @DallasDecoder. Fans respond to the questions and comment on each other’s answers, making each chat a fun, freewheeling group conversation.

Here’s a sample exchange:

Q1. Leap Day comes once every four years. What’s something in “Dallas” that’s almost as rare? #DallasChat

A1. That’s easy: a moment of peace in the Ewing family! #DallasChat

Here are three more tips:

• Each #DallasChat question is numbered (Q1, Q2, etc.), so your responses should include the corresponding number (A1, A2, etc.).

• Include the hashtag #DallasChat in your tweets.

• During the discussion, enter #DallasChat in Twitter’s search field. This will help you watch the search results so you can follow the conversation. Click “All” to see all the related tweets.

I hope you can participate. See you there!

Got suggestions for #DallasChat questions? Leave them in the comments below.

You’ll Face Tough Choices During Our Feb. 22 #DallasChat

Bobby Ewing, Dallas, J.R. Ewing, Larry Hagman, Patrick Duffy

Face to face

Dallas Decoder’s next #DallasChat on Twitter will be Monday, February 22, from 8 to 9 p.m. Eastern time.

This discussion will be centered around “Would you rather” questions. (An example appears below.) Get ready to face some tough choices!

If you’re new to #DallasChat — or if you need a refresher — here’s how it works: During each hour-long discussion, I tweet 10 questions from my Twitter handle, @DallasDecoder. Fans respond to the questions and comment on each other’s answers, making each chat a fun, freewheeling group conversation.

Here’s a sample exchange:

Q1. Would you rather be as feared as J.R. or as respected as Bobby? #DallasChat

A1. I’d love to have J.R.’s reputation for ruthlessness. No one ever took advantage of him! #DallasChat

Here are three more tips:

Each #DallasChat question is numbered (Q1, Q2, etc.), so your responses should include the corresponding number (A1, A2, etc.).

Include the hashtag #DallasChat in your tweets.

During the discussion, enter #DallasChat in Twitter’s search field. This will help you watch the search results so you can follow the conversation. Click “All” to see all the related tweets.

I hope you can participate. See you there!

Got suggestions for #DallasChat questions? Leave them in the comments below.

You’ll Feel the Love During Our Feb. 8 #DallasChat

Bobby Ewing, Dallas, Pam Ewing, Patrick Duffy, Victoria Principal

I deux!

Dallas Decoder’s next #DallasChat on Twitter will be Monday, February 8, from 8 to 9 p.m. Eastern time.

Since Valentine’s Day is around the corner, our theme will be “Isn’t It Romantic? II” Like last year’s session, we’ll discuss “Dallas’s” best — and worst — couples.

Are you new to #DallasChat? Here’s how it works: During each hour-long discussion, I tweet 10 questions from my Twitter handle, @DallasDecoder. Fans respond to the questions and comment on each other’s answers, making each chat a fun, freewheeling group conversation.

Here’s a sample exchange:

Q1. Did Bobby and Pam have “Dallas’s” greatest love story? #DallasChat

A1. No, of course not. The greatest love of all was J.R.’s relationship with himself! #DallasChat

Here are three more tips:

• Each #DallasChat question is numbered (Q1, Q2, etc.), so your responses should include the corresponding number (A1, A2, etc.).

• Include the hashtag #DallasChat in your tweets.

• During the discussion, enter #DallasChat in Twitter’s search field. This will help you watch the search results so you can follow the conversation. Click “All” to see all the related tweets.

I hope you can participate. See you there!

Feel the Force, Darlins! How ‘Star Wars’ Mirrors ‘Dallas’

Dallas, Darth Vader, David Prowse, James Earl Jones, J.R. Ewing, Larry Hagman, Star Wars

You love “Star Wars.” You love “Dallas.” Have you ever noticed how much they have in common?

 

Bobby Ewing, Dallas, Luke Skywalker, Mark Hamill, Patrick Duffy, Star Wars

The first “Star Wars” trilogy and the original “Dallas” series are both sweeping sagas that feature dreamy heroes, scary villains, epic romances and lots of family drama.

 

Christopher Ewing, Daisy Ridley, Dallas, Elena Ramos, Jesse Metcalfe, Jordana Brewster, Oscar Isaac, Poe Dameron, Rey, Star Wars

The similarities continue in “The Force Awakens” and the canceled-too-soon “Dallas” sequel series.

 

Bobby Ewing, Dallas, Daisy Ridley, Han Solo, Harrison Ford, John Ross Ewing, Josh Henderson, Patrick Duffy, Rey, Star Wars

Both stories combine new characters and old favorites.

 

Adam Driver, Dallas, Kylo Ren, John Ross Ewing, Josh Henderson, Star Wars

Both also feature ambitious young men with daddy (or granddaddy) complexes …

 

Dallas, Daisy Ridley, Julie Gonzalo, Pamela Barnes Ewing, Rey, Star Wars

Kickass heroines …

 

Christopher Ewing, Dallas, Jesse Metcalfe, Oscar Isaac, Poe Dameron, Star Wars

Handsome heroes who like to go fast …

 

Bobby Ewing, Carrie Fisher, Charlene Tilton, Dallas, Han Solo, Harrison Ford, Leia Organa, Patrick Duffy, Star Wars,

And tender reunions between beloved characters.

 

Bobby Ewing, Dallas, Han Solo, Harrison Ford, Patrick Duffy, Star Wars

Also, the “Star Wars” and “Dallas” guys get hotter with age …

 

Carrie Fisher, Dallas, Linda Gray, Star Wars, Sue Ellen Ewing

And so do the gals.

 

Andy Serkis, Cliff Barnes, Dallas, Snoke, Star Wars

Other similarities include evil masterminds who toil in the shadows …

 

Christopher Ewing, Dallas, Finn, John Boyega, John Ross Ewing, Josh Henderson, Oscar Isaac, Poe Dameron, Star Wars,

Complicated bromances …

 

Ann Ewing, Brenda Strong, Dallas, Gwendoline Christie, Star Wars

Tall gals with guns …

 

Dallas, Darth Vader, David Prowse, James Earl Jones, J.R. Ewing, Larry Hagman, Star Wars

And iconic villains who cast long shadows.

 

Dallas, Star Wars

Only one question remains: Now that “Star Wars” has been reawakened …

 

Dallas, J.R. Ewing, Larry Hagman

Why can’t “Dallas” rise again?

 

What similarities do you see between “Star Wars” and “Dallas”? Share your comments below and read more features from Dallas Decoder.

Should ‘Dallas’ Return? The Fans Say Yes!

Bobby Ewing, Dallas, Linda Gray, Patrick Duffy, Sue Ellen Ewing, TNT

Come back, darlins!

Do “Dallas” fans want the Ewings back? You bet we do.

For the past week, Dallas Decoder has polled readers to see if they’d like to see “Dallas” return. Participants were given two choices: “Yes, the Ewing saga must continue” and “No, all good things must come to an end — even ‘Dallas.’”

Almost 4,500 votes were received. Approximately 97 percent fell in the “yes” camp.

This isn’t a scientific survey, of course, but it shows a lot of people would welcome another “Dallas” revival. (Each vote was limited to one IP address, so some fans may have cast more than one vote using multiple devices.)

After TNT canceled “Dallas” in 2014, producers tried to find the series a new home. These efforts ended after six weeks, although some fans continue to lobby online for “Dallas” to return.

Between those efforts and the results of this poll, perhaps someone in the TV business will take notice and finally bring back the Ewings?

Will “Dallas” return? Share your comments below and read more news from Dallas Decoder.