You’ll Face Tough Choices During Our Feb. 22 #DallasChat

Bobby Ewing, Dallas, J.R. Ewing, Larry Hagman, Patrick Duffy

Face to face

Dallas Decoder’s next #DallasChat on Twitter will be Monday, February 22, from 8 to 9 p.m. Eastern time.

This discussion will be centered around “Would you rather” questions. (An example appears below.) Get ready to face some tough choices!

If you’re new to #DallasChat — or if you need a refresher — here’s how it works: During each hour-long discussion, I tweet 10 questions from my Twitter handle, @DallasDecoder. Fans respond to the questions and comment on each other’s answers, making each chat a fun, freewheeling group conversation.

Here’s a sample exchange:

Q1. Would you rather be as feared as J.R. or as respected as Bobby? #DallasChat

A1. I’d love to have J.R.’s reputation for ruthlessness. No one ever took advantage of him! #DallasChat

Here are three more tips:

Each #DallasChat question is numbered (Q1, Q2, etc.), so your responses should include the corresponding number (A1, A2, etc.).

Include the hashtag #DallasChat in your tweets.

During the discussion, enter #DallasChat in Twitter’s search field. This will help you watch the search results so you can follow the conversation. Click “All” to see all the related tweets.

I hope you can participate. See you there!

Got suggestions for #DallasChat questions? Leave them in the comments below.

On Feb. 15, #DallasChat Brings You Its Very Best

Dallas, J.R. Ewing, Larry Hagman

Good question, or bad?

Dallas Decoder’s next #DallasChat on Twitter will be Monday, February 15, from 8 to 9 p.m. Eastern time.

Our theme will be “The Best of #DallasChat IV.” Once again, I’ll ask favorite questions from previous discussions.

If you’re new to #DallasChat — or if you need a refresher — here’s how it works: During each hour-long discussion, I tweet 10 questions from my Twitter handle, @DallasDecoder. Fans respond to the questions and comment on each other’s answers, making each chat a fun, freewheeling group conversation.

Here’s a sample exchange:

Q1. Was J.R. the hero or villain of “Dallas”? #DallasChat

A1. He was so good at being bad, how can anyone be sure? #DallasChat

Here are three more tips:

• Each #DallasChat question is numbered (Q1, Q2, etc.), so your responses should include the corresponding number (A1, A2, etc.).

• Include the hashtag #DallasChat in your tweets.

• During the discussion, enter #DallasChat in Twitter’s search field. This will help you watch the search results so you can follow the conversation. Click “All” to see all the related tweets.

I hope you can participate. See you there!

Got suggestions for #DallasChat questions? Leave them in the comments below.

Our Feb. 1 #DallasChat Puts You in the Driver’s Seat

Dallas, J.R. Ewing, Larry Hagman

Take the wheel, darlin’

Dallas Decoder’s next #DallasChat on Twitter will be Monday, February 1, from 8 to 9 p.m. Eastern time.

Our theme will be “Chatter’s Choice III.” Like the previous sessions, you’ll help decide the topics we discuss.

Leave your suggested questions in the comments section below, tweet them to me @DallasDecoder or leave them on my Facebook page. I’ll choose the best questions and tweet them during the chat so everyone has an opportunity to answer.

If you’re new to #DallasChat, here’s how it works: During each hour-long discussion, I tweet 10 questions from @DallasDecoder. Fans respond and comment on each other’s answers, making each chat a fun, freewheeling group conversation.

Here’s a sample exchange:

Q1. Do you love J.R. or love to hate him? #DallasChat

A1. No hate here. It’s all love! #DallasChat

Here are three more tips:

• Each #DallasChat question is numbered (Q1, Q2, etc.), so your responses should include the corresponding number (A1, A2, etc.).

• Include the hashtag #DallasChat in your tweets.

• During the discussion, enter #DallasChat in Twitter’s search field. This will help you watch the search results so you can follow the conversation. Click “All” to see all the related tweets.

I hope you can participate. See you there!

This is your chance to ask the questions on #DallasChat. Leave your suggestions in the comments below.

Brrr! Keep Warm With #DallasChat on Jan. 25

Dallas, J.R. Ewing, Larry Hagman

Chillin’ like a villain

Dallas Decoder’s next #DallasChat on Twitter will be Monday, January 25, from 8 to 9 p.m. Eastern time.

Since so much of the nation is buried under snow this week, our theme will be “That’s Cold!” We’ll look at how “Dallas” deals with chill-inducing behavior (and on occasion, chill-inducing weather).

Are you new to #DallasChat? Here’s how it works: During each hour-long discussion, I tweet 10 questions from my Twitter handle, @DallasDecoder. Fans respond to the questions and comment on each other’s answers, making each chat a fun, freewheeling group conversation.

Here’s a sample exchange:

Q1. Is J.R. truly cold-hearted? #DallasChat

A1. No, of course not. He’s just trying to please Daddy. What could be warmer than that? #DallasChat

Here are three more tips:

• Each #DallasChat question is numbered (Q1, Q2, etc.), so your responses should include the corresponding number (A1, A2, etc.).

• Include the hashtag #DallasChat in your tweets.

• During the discussion, enter #DallasChat in Twitter’s search field. This will help you watch the search results so you can follow the conversation. Click “All” to see all the related tweets.

I hope you can participate. See you there!

Got suggestions for #DallasChat questions? Leave them in the comments below.

Feel the Force, Darlins! How ‘Star Wars’ Mirrors ‘Dallas’

Dallas, Darth Vader, David Prowse, James Earl Jones, J.R. Ewing, Larry Hagman, Star Wars

You love “Star Wars.” You love “Dallas.” Have you ever noticed how much they have in common?

 

Bobby Ewing, Dallas, Luke Skywalker, Mark Hamill, Patrick Duffy, Star Wars

The first “Star Wars” trilogy and the original “Dallas” series are both sweeping sagas that feature dreamy heroes, scary villains, epic romances and lots of family drama.

 

Christopher Ewing, Daisy Ridley, Dallas, Elena Ramos, Jesse Metcalfe, Jordana Brewster, Oscar Isaac, Poe Dameron, Rey, Star Wars

The similarities continue in “The Force Awakens” and the canceled-too-soon “Dallas” sequel series.

 

Bobby Ewing, Dallas, Daisy Ridley, Han Solo, Harrison Ford, John Ross Ewing, Josh Henderson, Patrick Duffy, Rey, Star Wars

Both stories combine new characters and old favorites.

 

Adam Driver, Dallas, Kylo Ren, John Ross Ewing, Josh Henderson, Star Wars

Both also feature ambitious young men with daddy (or granddaddy) complexes …

 

Dallas, Daisy Ridley, Julie Gonzalo, Pamela Barnes Ewing, Rey, Star Wars

Kickass heroines …

 

Christopher Ewing, Dallas, Jesse Metcalfe, Oscar Isaac, Poe Dameron, Star Wars

Handsome heroes who like to go fast …

 

Bobby Ewing, Carrie Fisher, Charlene Tilton, Dallas, Han Solo, Harrison Ford, Leia Organa, Patrick Duffy, Star Wars,

And tender reunions between beloved characters.

 

Bobby Ewing, Dallas, Han Solo, Harrison Ford, Patrick Duffy, Star Wars

Also, the “Star Wars” and “Dallas” guys get hotter with age …

 

Carrie Fisher, Dallas, Linda Gray, Star Wars, Sue Ellen Ewing

And so do the gals.

 

Andy Serkis, Cliff Barnes, Dallas, Snoke, Star Wars

Other similarities include evil masterminds who toil in the shadows …

 

Christopher Ewing, Dallas, Finn, John Boyega, John Ross Ewing, Josh Henderson, Oscar Isaac, Poe Dameron, Star Wars,

Complicated bromances …

 

Ann Ewing, Brenda Strong, Dallas, Gwendoline Christie, Star Wars

Tall gals with guns …

 

Dallas, Darth Vader, David Prowse, James Earl Jones, J.R. Ewing, Larry Hagman, Star Wars

And iconic villains who cast long shadows.

 

Dallas, Star Wars

Only one question remains: Now that “Star Wars” has been reawakened …

 

Dallas, J.R. Ewing, Larry Hagman

Why can’t “Dallas” rise again?

 

What similarities do you see between “Star Wars” and “Dallas”? Share your comments below and read more features from Dallas Decoder.

Join Us Jan. 18 for ‘The Best of #DallasChat’

Dallas, J.R. Ewing, Larry Hagman

Best at everything

Dallas Decoder’s next #DallasChat on Twitter will be Monday, January 18, from 8 to 9 p.m. Eastern time.

Our theme will be “The Best of #DallasChat III.” Once again I’ll ask favorite questions from previous discussions.

Are you new to #DallasChat? Here’s how it works: During each hour-long discussion, I tweet 10 questions from my Twitter handle, @DallasDecoder. Fans respond to the questions and comment on each other’s answers, making each chat a fun, freewheeling group conversation.

Here’s a sample exchange:

Q1. Who is your favorite “Dallas” character? #DallasChat

A1. J.R. Ewing, of course! He’s the most fascinating character in TV history, and Larry Hagman portrayed him beautifully. #DallasChat

Here are three more tips:

• Each #DallasChat question is numbered (Q1, Q2, etc.), so your responses should include the corresponding number (A1, A2, etc.).

• Include the hashtag #DallasChat in your tweets.

• During the discussion, enter #DallasChat in Twitter’s search field. This will help you watch the search results so you can follow the conversation. Click “All” to see all the related tweets.

I hope you can participate. See you there!

Got suggestions for #DallasChat questions? Leave them in the comments below.

Happy Holidays, Everyone!

Dallas, Larry Hagman

Ho, ho, Hagman!

Before this holiday season ends, I want to take a moment to thank everyone who reads Dallas Decoder. Please know how much I appreciate your continued support.

I don’t get to write about “Dallas” as often as I once did, but this was a special year for me nonetheless. I posted my first one-on-one interview with Patrick Duffy in June, and then in September, I published a critique and oral history of my favorite “Dallas” episode, “Swan Song.” All three posts have been years in the making, so I’m glad I finally got to share them with my fellow fans.

I also got to chat again with Linda Gray and review her wonderful book, which was like an early Christmas present for all “Dallas” fans.

As always, special thanks go to the readers who leave comments on this site, as well as everyone who likes and shares Dallas Decoder posts on social media. I appreciate all your feedback and take great pride in the thoughtfulness and civility you bring to our online conversations.

I know many of us wish “Dallas” was still on the air, churning out new episodes. I continue to believe the show will return someday; “Dallas” is too special to disappear forever. Until then, let’s continue to share our love for the Ewings and preserve their legacy next year and beyond.

Shop Like a Ewing: Your ‘Dallas’ Holiday Gift Guide

Ready, set, shop

“Dallas” buyers club

The holidays are here and it’s time to consume conspicuously. Here are some gift ideas for the special “Dallas” fan in your life. Better yet, use this list to treat yourself. It’s what a Ewing would do, right?

Dallas, J.R. Ewing action figure, Larry Hagman

Ready for action

J.R. Ewing action figures. When your Dallas Decoder was a kid, he used his G.I. Joe action figures to play “Dallas.” (Lady Jaye made a good Sue Ellen, while Scarlett always stood in for Pam.) Now Figures Toy Company has come along with the real deal: two J.R. Ewing figures. Each stands 12 inches tall, meaning ol’ J.R. is the right size for a romance with Barbie. Watch out, darlin’!

Dallas, Ford F-Series, GreenLight Collectibles, J.R. Ewing, Ray Krebbs

Truck dynasty

“Dallas” toy vehicles. GreenLight Collectibles produces a line of Hot Wheels-style vehicles from TV shows and movies, including Ray Krebbs’ 1970 Chevrolet and 1979 pickup trucks and the 1978 black Corvette that Bobby bought Pam during “Dallas’s” second season. You can find the vehicles for varying prices on Amazon and eBay (search for “GreenLight Dallas”).

Audrey Landers, Dallas, Dallas Feels Like Home

‘Steal’ magnolia

“Dallas Feels Like Home.” I bought this album the moment it arrived in 2013 and it has pretty much played on an endless loop in my house ever since. The collection is comprised of songs Audrey Landers wrote and performed during her run as Afton Cooper on the original “Dallas” and comes with a digital booklet that includes lots of pictures and the original lyric sheet from Afton’s signature tune, “Steal Me Away.”

Dallas, Julie Jean White, Songs of Southfork, Trent Jeffcoat, What Would J.R. Do

Stay tuned

“Songs of Southfork Ranch.” Here’s a neat find: a CD featuring five songs inspired by “Dallas.” Trent Jeffcoat’s “What Would J.R. Do?” offers fun lyrics like, “Bribery, blackmail, lies and extortion / Whatever it takes to make you a fortune,” while Julie Jean White’s “Hat Makes the Man” is something Sue Ellen probably would’ve enjoyed. You can purchase a digital version from iTunes or get a physical CD from White’s site or Southfork’s online gift shop.

Home plate

Home plate

Southfork collectibles. Speaking of Southfork: The online gift shop also offers collectors plates, ornaments, magnets, key rings and much more.

Rewatch values

Tis the seasons

“Dallas” DVDs. Need to complete your “Dallas” DVD collection? You’ll find every season from the original show — along with the various TV movies and specials and all three seasons from the TNT sequel series — at WBShop.com, the retail arm of Warner Bros., the studio that produced “Dallas.”

Dressed to thrill

Dressed to thrill

Official “Dallas” apparel. Show your love for the Ewings by wearing them. Amazon offers men’s and women’s t-shirts, along with tank tops, long-sleeved tees, sweatshirts, hoodies and more. There are no Ray Krebbs-branded cutoff jeans, but maybe one day!

Big "D" decor

“D” is for decor

Official “Dallas” housewares. Did you know there was a line of officially licensed “Dallas” housewares? I didn’t either, but while researching this article I discovered Amazon offers Trevco-produced throw pillows, blankets, beach towelsottomans and much more. There are even duvet covers and shower curtains, which means you can dream like Pam and shower like Bobby.

Your best shot

Your best shot

J.R. Ewing Bourbon. This 80-proof bourbon is distilled in Kentucky and offers a slightly fruity nose with hints of vanilla, oak and orange. You can enter your zip code on the site’s “Where to Buy” page to find liquor stores in your area that carry the bourbon, or you can order online from merchants such as Binny’s, Crown Wine and Spirits and Liquor Barn.

Uncovered

Uncovered

“The Road to Happiness is Always Under Construction.” By now, you’ve probably read Linda Gray’s inspiring and insightful memoir. Why not share the wisdom by giving the book as a gift? Regan Arts, the publisher, is offering $8 off when you purchase the book from its site and enter code DALLAS DECODER at checkout. That’s a deal even J.R. would love!

Which “Dallas” gifts would you like to receive this holiday season? Share your comments below and read more features from Dallas Decoder.

#WhoShotJR: A Twitter Tribute to ‘Dallas’s’ Biggest Moment

Dallas, J.R. Ewing, Larry Hagman, Who Shot J.R.?

He done it

Ever wonder what “Dallas” would have been like if the Ewings had the power of social media at their disposal?

No? Well, I do.

To honor the “Who Shot J.R.?” cliffhanger resolution — which a record-setting 90 million people watched on this day in 1980 — I took to Twitter to recreate the scene in which Sue Ellen identifies Kristin as J.R.’s assailant. I tried to stick as closely as possible to the original script, although I deviated in a few spots. (“Jail baby” was destined to be turned into a hashtag, don’t you think?)

This exercise also pays tribute to “Dallas’s” role as a social media pioneer. Many of us watch TV today with a tablet or smartphone in hand so we can chat online about our favorite shows as we view them. The idea that television could be a shared experience is a concept “Dallas” shaped, especially during the “Who Shot J.R.” phenomenon.

To read the exchange, click on Sue Ellen’s tweet to Kristin. It will take you to a page where you can see the whole conversation. If you have a Twitter account of your own, feel free to retweet your favorite lines. Who knows? Maybe we can get the Ewings trending again.

What are your perspectives on “Who Shot J.R.?” Share your comments below and read more features from Dallas Decoder.

Critique: ‘Dallas’ Episode 200 — ‘Close Encounters’

Close Encounters, Dallas, J.R. Ewing, Larry Hagman

Man of the hour

“Close Encounters,” the 200th hour of “Dallas,” is the kind of episode only this show could produce. Most of the action takes place at a Southfork charity rodeo, where the characters wheel, deal and confront each other over their various romantic entanglements — taking occasional breaks to climb into a saddle and test their calf-roping and barrel-racing skills. Sure, we’ve seen this kind of thing before on “Dallas,” but that doesn’t make it any less fun. If nothing else, “Close Encounters” demonstrates how the Ewings — after almost a decade on the air — had yet to wear out their welcome. Then again, did they ever?

Like the third-season classic “Rodeo,” the only other episode that depicts a Southfork rodeo, “Close Encounters” focuses on J.R. and Sue Ellen’s extramarital inclinations. He spends each episode sneaking around with a mistress (Kristin in “Rodeo,” Mandy in “Close Encounters”), while Sue Ellen finds herself being tempted by Dusty in both installments. The Sue Ellen of 1985 is much smarter and more confident than the 1979 version, however. She dictates the terms of her affair with Dusty in “Close Encounters” (it was the other way around in “Rodeo”), but her progress is also on display during her memorable confrontation with Mandy. In “Close Encounters’” best scene, Sue Ellen pulls the poor, disillusioned young woman aside and warns her that J.R. has a history of mistreating women, but Mandy refuses to listen. Finally, an exasperated Sue Ellen asks, “Isn’t it strange how the mistress always thinks she’s smarter than the wife? If she’s so smart, why is she the mistress?” The line is equal parts wisdom, compassion and bitchiness — and Linda Gray captures each nuance perfectly.

There’s much more to love about “Close Encounters”: Pam and Jenna’s awkwardly poignant exchange, which marks the first time the onetime rivals have seen each other since Bobby’s funeral; Miss Ellie’s “give ’em hell” pep talk to Sue Ellen before the latter participates in the barrel race (you can feel the affection between Gray and Barbara Bel Geddes here); and Angelica Nero’s gigantic, floppy pink hat, which is a look so bold, even Katherine Wentworth wouldn’t have dared it. There’s also the scene where Patricia defends her parenting skills to J.R. “There’s nothing wrong with the way Sue Ellen was brought up,” she says. Larry Hagman waits a beat before delivering J.R.’s retort: “No, just the way she turned out.”

Indeed, more than anything, I get a kick out of watching Hagman in episodes like this. J.R. is all smiles when he’s in the public spotlight at the rodeo, even though he’s privately seething over Patricia’s nosiness, Sue Ellen’s flirtation with Dusty and the fact that Cliff is buzzing around like a gnat, trying to horn in on his dealings with Angelica. And who doesn’t love this episode’s climactic scene, when J.R. — through gritted teeth — announces Dusty has won the coveted belt buckle that designates him as the rodeo’s best all-around cowboy? (Dusty was the winner in “Rodeo” too, although Jock Ewing presented the prize back then.)

“Close Encounters” also brings Ray and Donna’s pregnancy storyline to a close: She suffers a miscarriage after a caged bull causes her to take a spill. The expression on Susan Howard’s face when Donna falls says so much about the character’s fear, while Steve Kanaly does a nice job conveying Ray’s anguish in the hospital scenes. The episode also offers its share of curiosities: Why do the producers show Ray congratulating the taciturn adolescent Rocky on his victory in the rodeo’s junior competition? Is the point to demonstrate that Ray is good with children, thus making Donna’s miscarriage at the end of the episode seem even more tragic? Or was there some subplot involving Rocky that was left on the cutting-room floor? Why is this kid so mopey, after all?

In the same spirit, what should we make of the cameo by Mark White, the real-life Texas governor who appears at the beginning of the rodeo? Besides becoming the first person to play himself on “Dallas” (following appearances by Gerald and Betty Ford and Henry Kissinger in a 1983 “Dynasty” episode), White manages to deliver a hilariously brief speech when he greets the rodeo-goers thusly: “Thank you. Thank you. It’s really great to be with y’all up here today. Thank you.”

A politician who limits his public pronouncements to just 16 words? How did we not know this season was going to turn out to be a dream?

Grade: A

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Close Encounters, Dallas, Linda Gray, Sue Ellen Ewing

Changed woman

‘CLOSE ENCOUNTERS’

Season 9, Episode 9

Airdate: November 15, 1985

Audience: 19.8 million homes, ranking 9th in the weekly ratings

Writer: Hollace White and Stephanie Garman

Director: Corey Allen

Synopsis: Angelica decides to do business with Ewing Oil. Sue Ellen raises Mandy’s doubts about J.R. and resumes her romance with Dusty. Donna suffers a miscarriage after falling at the Ewing Rodeo.

Cast: John Beck (Mark Graison), Barbara Bel Geddes (Miss Ellie Farlow), Barbara Carrera (Angelica Nero), Gino De Mauro (Rocky), Jim Gough (Announcer), Linda Gray (Sue Ellen Ewing), Larry Hagman (J.R. Ewing), Robert Harper (Doctor), Joshua Harris (Christopher Ewing), Jenilee Harrison (Jamie Ewing), Susan Howard (Donna Krebbs), Steve Kanaly (Ray Krebbs), Omri Katz (John Ross Ewing), Howard Keel (Clayton Farlow), Ken Kercheval (Cliff Barnes), Shalane McCall (Charlie Wade), Priscilla Beaulieu Presley (Jenna Wade), Victoria Principal (Pam Ewing), Dack Rambo (Jack Ewing), Deborah Rennard (Sly), Deborah Shelton (Mandy Winger), Merete Van Kamp (Grace), Governor Mark White (Himself)

“Close Encounters” is available on DVD and at Amazon and iTunes. Watch the episode and share your comments below.