
That’s one way to powder your nose
In “Trust Me,” a third-season “Dallas” episode, Harris and Judith (Mitch Pileggi, Judith Light) meet Luis (Antonio Jaramillo) in an equestrian center in Nuevo Laredo, Mexico.
LUIS: Harris, my friend. Good to see you out of jail.
HARRIS: [Shakes his hand] Thanks to you, my friend.
LUIS: The least I can do for a man who knows the value of silence. A talkative man might have faced a much different ending.
JUDITH: Harris, aren’t you going to introduce me to your friend?
LUIS: When your son told me he was bringing his mother, I was … surprised.
JUDITH: Please, call me Judith.
LUIS: I hate surprises, Judith. They can lead to … unpleasantness. [Turns, begins to walk away]
JUDITH: [Follows him, arm in arm with Harris] Be that as it may, I’m now in control of Ryland Transport, so you’ll need to deal with me.
LUIS: We have a level of trust with your son, which he’s earned with years of working together. [Turns to face her] You have not earned such trust.
JUDITH: You think I’m wired. You’re right. [Hands Harris her cane] We’ve only just met, and trust is the most important ingredient in a business relationship. [Unbuttons her jacket, exposes her bra, pulls Luis’s hands out of his pocket and places them on her body] Without trust, there can be … misunderstanding. [Moves his hands up and down her legs] And misunderstanding can lead to doubt. And doubt can lead to suspicion. I feel like we’ve known each other forever. [Places her hands on Luis’s chest] Don’t you? [Begins to button up again] Due to my son’s previous legal difficulties, we can assume that all Ryland trucks will be scrutinized at the border.
LUIS: We assume this as well.
JUDITH: That is why from now on, all the trucks we use will be owned by a shell company that will be carrying drilling fluid and wastewater.
LUIS: And what about the checkpoints inside of Texas? I believe those have been compromised as well.
JUDITH: We avoid them by staying off the highways. We use the shale trucking routes instead. Six thousand miles of unmapped private roads without a border patrol agent in sight. And all of this will cost you just pennies on the dollar more.
LUIS: Whoa, whoa, whoa. We’ve already got a deal in place.
JUDITH: Well, that was with my son. Every day your cocaine pipeline is shut down, it costs you millions. Let’s not quibble over crumbs.
LUIS: [Looks at Harris, who looks away] Agreed.
JUDITH: Now, let’s seal the deal with a taste of our product. [Luis summons a boy who hands him a box. He lifts the lid revealing cocaine. Judith smiles, picks up a tube and snorts a line.] Hot damn! Mama like. [She snorts another line, then rubs some on her gums]
LUIS: [Closes the box, hands it to the boy] All right. Now that I’ve agreed to your conditions, I think it’s time you agree to mine.
JUDITH: It’s the polite thing to do.
LUIS: One interruption in our supply chain was unfortunate. Another would be fatal — for you and your family.
HARRIS: My daughter has nothing to do with this!
LUIS: Which would make it all the more … tragic, don’t you think?




















